You are certain that both of your parents are sound asleep, and after a quick glance for neighbors being around, you place a few nugs of hydroponically grown marijuana into a corn-cob pipe, even if a corn-cob pipe isn't ideal for the job. You had bought the weed from a short kid in your school whom you had previously turned down because he had "just weed" instead of "'dro". You place the pipe in your mouth, apply a lighter to the weed, and take several large hits, making sure that you blow the marijuana out of a window with a removed screen. You feel like reality has shifted into a dream-like state, and realize that you feel like just another primate, like an ape or something. You feel that this brings out some kind of inner primate whose nature is to be cool in some way. To mask the smell of the weed, you light a Marlboro 100 and smoke it out the window as well, making sure to blow a couple puffs of smoke into the room so that the room smells "only" like cigarettes, rather than marijuana. You wonder if your parents can smell the stuff, and quickly put the screen back and lay down in bed, retreating from reality into stoned thoughts for a couple hours, until you go to sleep to get up to go to school in the morning.