Flying saucers converged
and flew over the moon
dropping spray-paint
all over its visible face
They left their alien names
and obscenities and such
They left pictures of their privates
gray things that they were.
When aliens tagged the moon
It drove the humans mad
What had happened to their precious moon?
They claimed it had been defaced.
The aliens watched the news on TV
and sat back and laughed
at the confusion that they had caused
among the human race.
When aliens tagged the moon
beauty went insane
What had become of the beautiful stone
that climbed across the night sky?
Seeing the hurt they had caused,
the aliens felt remorse
and got sand-blasting UFOs
to return it back to normal.